Charlie's Guide

Most of the zombies you meet will be slow and stupid. They're pretty easily taken care of unless you get swarmed or put yourself in a stupid situation and got caught. Happens sometimes, you won't win them all. Just keep a cool head and your back to something solid and you might make it.
But the little ones? The kids who are fast and nasty? They're a whole different breed. They're almost too fast for head shots, and you can barely outrun them in the short sprint. They can climb ladders and stairs, and we're pretty sure they can figure out doorknobs. If a swarm of kids ever got rolling on the outside, it would be tough to put them down. Best thing you can do (outside of some high ground they cant climb to)is get on one knee, shoot til you're dry, then take them on hand to hand. The upside is they're weak, so you can forget about being overpowered. Duncan swears his sword is the best thing, but I'll have to see that one in action.
Until the last one is killed, stay alert, stay alive. If it feels wrong, it is.

Charlie out.

Just Sarah

Hey everyone!
John was busy so he asked me to come out say a few things, answer a few questions, and such. Just make myself useful. Whew! Where to start? I guess I could talk about the things I get asked all the time. Well, not all of them, some will stay private.
Most frequent question is Whats it like being married to John Talon?
Simple answer is wonderful. He's kind, loving, gentle and he listens. He's also the best fighter and strategist we have, but he'll never admit it. That's what makes him so darned attractive. He always thinks he can do better and tries to do just that.
Next question is What's John like in bed? Straight answer is none of your business.;-)
Third most frequent question is what did I say to Pamela to scare her and set her straight? Simple enough...I told her I would tie her to a tree, pull out some of her intestine and call up the nearest zombie to feed on her while she watched.

You don't threaten MY man. Ever.

See you soon!

Sarah Talon

Charlie's Guide

Zombies are dead.  They don't feel, they don't get hurt, and they don't ever stop.  I can't think of anything that has killed more people than the virus itself than people fighting zombies and forgetting they're dead.  One guy bought it because he was in the middle of killing a zombie when he dropped his weapon.  Like a damn fool he punched the Z in the face, expecting it to fall back like a living person would.  Z just walked through the punch and bit him on the face.
I remember one time Sarah was training some women on takedown techniques, and one timid little thing tried really hard, but she kept holding back when it came to incapacitating the enemy.  Sarah asked why and the woman replied she wanted to kill the zombies, but she didn't want to hurt them.
The big takeaway here is zombies don't feel anything.  No emotions, no feelings, no pain, no nothing.  They will not stop until stopped.  You have to get it out of your head that they will be knocked unconscious, that they will retreat after you cut their arms off, or they will run from superior numbers.  They don't think, and they never will.  They are pure instinct, wrapped up in a rotting corpse of a body.
If you think of them in any other way, you will be one of them in short order.

Charlie Out